I Need a Life

I'm so dayum bored it's not even funny. I need to do something, some stuff, get out and get moving. I mean it's not like my azz don't have sh*t to do. I mean I could clean my own dayum house instead of paying someone else to do it. But I don't want to be on my hands and knees cleaning floors and wiping down walls. I could fold the clean laundry thrown on the bed in the guest room. And then I could put it away but I don't want to do that either. Not to mention the basket in the laundry room that's full of clothes waiting to be folded and put away. BORRRIIINNNG. I could organize the girls play room, AGAIN but I don't feel like doing that either. I could make my bed but what's the use since that sh*t is just gonna be jumped on and have pillows tossed to the floor. I could bake something, NOT. Make some baby food and store it, NOT. Finish and start the 3, now 4 scrap books I'm working on and use all the hundreds of dollars worth of stamps, stickers, ribbons, photo albums, gel pins, decorative edge scissors, markers, colored pins and pencils that I have but I don't want to do that either. I could redecorate the bathrooms that I just decorated when we moved. I could redo the color scheme in the kitchen. No, no, and no.

I'm so tired of doing the same old day to day stuff that I do. I need to break up my routine, like YESTERDAY. I need to go on a real vacation, seriously get a hobby, take some classes, volunteer, get a job outside the home, open a daycare. . . do SOMETHING. Because really, I'm so totally bored it's not even cute anymore. I don't even want to shop. *lookin into camera* I don't know why I just told that lie. Maybe that's why I'm so bored, I need to go shopping again. *chuckle*

Maybe I need some more children so I can have something to do. Yes I'm seriously bored if I'm talking crazy like that. And being online is so boring now. *shakin head* You know I ain't got nothing better to do if I'm reading folks blogs and commenting through out the day.

I guess I'll plan a birthday party. That ought to keep me occupied for a month or two.

*bored yawn* - Lady A